Nuclear bombs found in Balsall Common

Feed frenzy after school

Rumours circulating on Facebook of a dramatic cover up gained credence when BalsallCom.Com found evidence that Sweet Memories in Balsall Common have been secretly importing nuclear bombs from Scotland. When confronted with the evidence Jackie Cannon, proprietor of the shop on Kenilworth Road admitted,

“It’s true, we managed to import 19 new brands of sweets last week from Scotland, despite the tricky weather conditions. And yes we do have nuclear bombs. We also have lemon meringues, rosebuds, whiskey and gingers, scottish ginger tablets and many more. Pop in and take a look!”

“Erm thanks, think we’ll wait until the bombs have gone if it’s all the same to you Jacks.”

For any readers interested in keeping up with information about Sweet Memories nuclear stockpiles why not follow them via their Sweet-Memories Facebook page. Jackie says everybody will be most welcome.


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